Pyjama Party Ahoy!

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I was talking to Mitch the other afternoon and he was laughing about the stink someone was trying to raise over at the MGTOWforums about the Vegas trip, so I went over to check it out. For some reason this Wombat fellow seems to think that my husband and Dr. Illusion are going to be locked in their rooms for the entire trip:

So. A big manosphere meetup. Everyone is going to be packed into a couple of rooms – awesome! A real pyjama party, talking shit, scotch, strippers … but wait!

There’s more than enough room for all of us for this meetup but there a few rules. Doctor Illusion and the Mistress have their own room. TempestTcup and her hubby have their own room. As for the rest of us, we’ll just have to figure that out when we get there.

BAWHAWHAW!

a) No hanging out with the guys for these two unfortunates. What’s that? You see your wife every goddamn day of the week as it is? You want to spend tie with some new people? Well you’re married now, the answer is no. Suck it up!

b) Cupcakes get their own rooms. The guys just have to manage as best they can. So alpha!

Yeah. That’s the manosphere all over.

So now I’m a cupcake? Damn straight! I’m soft, sweet and tasty!

I never heard anything about strippers, but I’m assuming that there will be strip clubs involved. I’ve been to a couple; not exactly my bag, but whatever. I don’t offend easily. Then The Disgruntled Gentleman chimes in:

Let me get this straight…

The first thing that must be done before a ‘manosphere’ meetup is ensure the women are looked after…?

Words fail…

But wait; that’s not all! Zed comes up with a zinger:

I think the ‘manosphere’ is a misnomer. I think it should be the ‘mangina-osphere’.

The whole thing is hilarious, but I really only have one beef (and really, there were only seven comments, so even they couldn’t get more than a “meh” out of the (faux) outrage) is that they don’t think that men will protect their women.

Not that we will need protection with the people that we are going to see, but my husband is always watching out for my well being. I live in my husband’s protection bubble. Plus, have you seen the sheer amount of beauty supplies women tote around? I need my own bathroom just to hold all of that.

If we hadn’t gotten a room in the suite, my husband would have insisted on getting a room of our own. That’s what husbands do. I take care of his needs, which consist of keeping his stomach full, his balls empty, providing a harmonious home life, looking slim and pretty, and he provides protection and support. Duh.

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49 thoughts on “Pyjama Party Ahoy!

  1. suchagirl2

    This is a fantastic opportunity! It always makes me ::giggle:: when the men form up like this. BTW~I love your last line here. So simply stated in one sentence. If only all the women in the world would understand and grasp the concept. So sad for them.

  2. TempestTcup Post author

    “If only all the women in the world would understand and grasp the concept.”

    It’s what comes naturally too, so women are actively fighting against their nature. No wonder they are restless and unhappy (some, not all, of course!).

  3. Stingray

    Holy. I saw that at Mitch’s and the first thing I thought was “good for them. Sex Ahoy!”. I figured it was the men who wanted it this way by their own choice. Why wouldn’t they? Of course I knew I was right but it NEVER occurred to me that it could be taken any other way.

  4. TempestTcup Post author

    @Stingray

    Right? Of course, being in a suite, even with our own room, will make loud hotel sex kind of awkward, LOL!

    And being surprised or horrified that the men would “ensure the women are looked after” is just plain weird to me.

  5. suchagirl2

    I’m envious of the ladies who are going.
    @Tcup, “…fighting against their nature…” Absolutely! It’s our mothers and their mothers mothers etc… not talking about sex, submission and the like. Instead the messages most of us got, given our ages and eras, were to be to dominant one in the “sex game” in order to be in control. Blek! Wrong! I don’t want to be in control. In fact, I love being the complete opposite. Give me that “O”-zone. I too want to always keep the Captain’s balls drained! Ahhh…

  6. suchagirl2

    @T
    I didn’t have a role model in my mom, so I was left to my own devices, observations and yes, the dreaded world of feminists! Freeeeeeedom today, thanks to other classy, sophisticated ladies who KNOW better now! Let go and let flow~Amen!

  7. MargeryM

    I’m so confused here. Are they really upset that the menfolk want their women to themselves? Do they want to watch or something?

    My husband would definitely want his own room that I could stay in, too. You know, because sex.

    “No hanging out with the guys for these two unfortunates. What’s that? You see your wife every goddamn day of the week as it is? You want to spend tie with some new people? Well you’re married now, the answer is no. Suck it up!”

    This makes no sense. What is to say these men won’t be interacting with the other guys? Do they really have to share a room for that to be possible?

  8. TempestTcup Post author

    I was confused, too! What exactly is the problem here?

    Also, I’m not locking my husband in the room or anything, in fact I assume we will be spending most of our time out of the room. You know, like with other people or in the casinos even.

    I think it is the fact that our men think of us when they make plans. Imagine that 🙂

  9. C. M. Sturges

    Yes I was. I think the problem is that these guys have no social circle no matter if it’s in real life or even the group like us that keep in contact because we truly care about each other. Sad in my opinion.

  10. TempestTcup Post author

    @Mitch

    Yeah, I was checking out their suites and holy cow they are huge. The ones you were talking about are 2 and 3 times the size of my house!

  11. C. M. Sturges

    I think the smallest one I booked is like 1600 square feet. That’s just a couple of hundred square feet smaller than my house if you don’t count the garage!

  12. Peregrine John

    Bellagio?! Good lord. I mean, it’s a great place and all, but dang it can be pricey. Just stayed at South Point, a place a bit south of the Strip with great restaurants, easy freeway access and a horse arena, and it was ridiculous cheap for a very nice-sized room. Also less smokey than most places I’ve been to in LV, and a less annoying crowd. No fountains outside, though, unless you count the little waterfalls on the jaccuzi area’s island. The sex was just fine, too.

  13. docillusion

    Am I supposed to leave my girl at home?

    I’m not going a week without sex, period. So that leaves out any chance of leaving her at home or sleeping on a couch.

    Some people are so silly.

  14. Wayne Earl

    Ladies….you all give a recently divorced Red Pill man hope for the future. Looking forward to meeting all of you when we’re there.

    /bows

  15. TempestTcup Post author

    @Peregrine John

    It’s way more fancy than I am! The last time we went (with my parents & siblings) we all stayed at the Plaza downtown. It’s a total armpit, but we were only in the rooms to sleep anyway. At least it wasn’t dangerous like the Four Queens, where someone tried to kick in the adjoining room door. I’m usually an “on the cheap” traveler.

  16. TempestTcup Post author

    @docillusion

    Plus, she’s going to be so excited seeing Vegas! Half the fun of taking someone somewhere is seeing them enjoy it. I’m making a list & map of all the fun stuff there is to do; did you know that there’s a place where you can shoot full auto?

  17. Mistress

    I have a feather pillow! 😀

    But if there’s actually going to be a pillow fight then I’ll really have to double down on my workouts until then! Lol

  18. C. M. Sturges

    No, it’s not a proper pillow fight unless girls are doing it in bras and panties. Try to get guys involved in an all male pillow fight, someone’s going to get hurt because we don’t fight fair.

  19. earl

    That might be one of the best photos I’ve ever witnessed. And I once tried to steal the Mona Lisa…Thomas Crown style.

  20. earl

    ” Try to get guys involved in an all male pillow fight, someone’s going to get hurt because we don’t fight fair.”

    You know somebody is going to put a bar of soap or a rock in there.

    Whatever it takes to win.

  21. TempestTcup Post author

    @earl
    I hate to ruin it for you but I’m pretty sure the feathers were just dropped from above. Those don’t look like feather pillows. Lol, those girls just look like they are having So. Much. Fun!

  22. Just Saying

    “the Vegas trip,”

    They should make time for a trip to the Heartattack Grill – great place (actually in Vegas rather than on the strip) – no Diet Anything there – lots of stuff that will kill you. Had a guy we know want to go just month’s after getting a quadruple by-pass – so of course he had to order one of their quadruple-bypass burgers… Couldn’t finish it – that’s 2lbs of beef… Of course the butterfat-milkshake was mandatory… 🙂

    He said that the doctors all thought he was joking when he told them, he was going to go to the Heartattack Grill to get one of their burgers… Gotta love a guy with a sense of humor.

    Vegas is one of my favorite places. Love taking women on helicopter rides to the Grand Canyon – I always tell them they will pay me back that night. They laugh but do their damnedest… One told me half way through the day – “I’m so wet right now, if I stand in one spot I’ll leave a puddle.” Little minx… She knew exactly what that would do to me since it was going to be hours before we could work it out….

    I love women… So evil, but in such a good way… Wrapped in such a pretty package…

  23. TempestTcup Post author

    @Just Saying

    Probably the worst thing for you on the menu are the hamburger buns and the sugar in the shake. I’m down for a ton of meat and fat!

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